- When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it’s sex. When you have both it’s health (I couldn’t agree more)
- I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
- An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. (I dont’ want to be an intellectual…never)
- Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. (I have not even been to Statue of Liberty)
- Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love